300+ Cool Whatsapp Status & Quotes in English 2019

There’s no need to repeat yourself I ignored you fine the first time.
You claim you don’t like us yet you’re with our every move.
The time you enjoy wasting is never wasted.
Expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected expected.
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Me? Mature??! Ha! I still laugh when the ketchup bottle “FARTS”!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am a superhero for my GF.!
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
Beauty is not in heart not in face.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.Some people only hate you because of the way other people love you.
I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
You left me hanging, so I’ll leave you guessing.
Those who speak barely know; those who know barely speak.
Practice makes perfect but since nobody is perfect; what is the point of practicing.
Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
I Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper.
Every Whatsapp status is a secret message for someone.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!
I do not get drunk – I get awesome.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.
Yes, I Am Smiling And You’Re Not The Reason Anymore.
Two rules of cool life. ..walk like u r king or walk like u don’t care who is king…
The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal….!!!
Life is too short don’t waste it updating status.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I don’t want to be in a relationship, I want to be in a Range Rover.
Have you ever met a hater doing better than you? me neither.
Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?
I hate my moods. They never ask permission before they change.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Light need darkness to shine.
Save water drink beer.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
“Success” Gives You Unknown n Unforeseen Enemies.
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
Don’t ask anyone but me about me.
People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!
Hope for the best, expect the worst and take what comes.
Winners are not people that never fail, but people who never quit.
Hate me or love me , but i am still going to shine….
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Attitude is like pregnancy, no matter how long you hide it, it will come out.
I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me I wasn’t put on earth to entertain everyone.
Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference
Simple living and high thinking…
Always happy and happy ???
How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
Yes I am smiling but you are not the reason anymore.
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Fb Statuses.
There is no perfect soul without a mixture of craziness.
Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
I’m still single bcoz god is busy writing best love story for me…
Happiness is when the last seen at turns into online and then typing
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You
If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
If being Hot is a Crime ARREST ME!
I’m king of the town you can take a look around.
My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business
Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat.
Only Fools Fall In Love And I Think, I Am One Of Them.
Don’t judge someone just because they sin differently than you.

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